Dear fans, I am incredibly sorry I could not type for a while. My plane crashed in the wild jungle of Guatemala. While nobody was harmed, me and the other 124 people on the plane had to trek through the jungle and we almost were eaten by cannibal chimpanzees. Fortunately, a twelve year old boy distracted them by throwing his inhaler at their leader's head. It ricoched off the chimp and landed in the fire, the plastic creating toxic gasses, knocking out the monkeys. Our group finally made it to a small town, where a plane is going to pick us up in 12 hours. Do not worry, fans. Even though I courageously fought off one of the chimps, I, Barney Switch, am unharmed.


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